Top 10 Signs You're Travelling Too Much

10. You frequently wake up in the morning not knowing where you are. Even when it's your own flat.

9. You travel on planes more than cars and trains combined. If there's any truth to that carbon footprint thing, you are single-handedly destroying the earth.

8. Most all your shopping is done in duty-free. As a matter of fact, you realise airports have all you need to survive.

7. You have the desire to speak Spanish in non-Spanish-speaking countries. And you think German would be an "easy" and "fun" language to learn -- even though you are totally failing your French class.

6. In your prayers at night, you thank God for health, family, friends, and universal travel adaptors. Then you pray that someone will invent a singular power cord and charger that will work with all your gadgets.

5. Your handbag contains 2 mobile phones, a blackberry, an iPod, and a digital camera...but the batteries in all of them are dead.

4. Every city in Europe begins to look exactly the same to you.

3. You sheeplishly start questions with, "Excuse me, do you speak English?" But you're in London. Then you say "Merci" after they've answered your question (in English).

2. You consider your daily interactions with friends on Facebook to be your "social life."

1. People ask where you live...and you have trouble answering the question.